Man Seeking Woman Recap: Pit bull
“Man Seeking Woman” Season 1 Episode 3 “Pit bull” aired on Wednesday, Jan. 28, 2015, at 10:30 p.m. on FXX. Josh and Mike go to the bar to meet women, but an unfortunate incident happens. Find out the details in the recap below.
Josh (Jay Baruchel) is seeing women’s breast everywhere — a woman’s cleavage, that mother breastfeeding her baby — and it arouses him. But without any girlfriend, he rushes home to masturbate. Only, he’s stopped short by his left hand, which he imagines to start complaining that things are getting boring with Josh playing with himself. The hand wishes to have more adventures with other people and literally cuts itself off Josh’s arm. No biggie! Josh still has his right hand. But it does the same and cuts itself too.
That night, Josh is having dinner with his sister. She sees his friend’s text for him about getting ready to get laid. His sister advises him to stop relying on Mike (Eric Andre) to get a girlfriend. Why not focus on just him? A yoga class or gym will help. He needs to develop himself for the next woman who will be swept off her feet. He will be glad he waited.
Josh goes to Mike’s place so that they can march to the bar and get it on with the girls. Before heading out, however, Josh and Mike drink a couple of beer at the apartment to get themselves pumped.
It’s already late, but they head to the bar and see the girls lining up. But then, Josh tells Mike they need fuel, a.k.a. food, to prepare for all these women they will soon be having sex with. They do the groceries, and Josh cooks an elaborate Mexican dish. Full and satiated, they return to the bar and line up.
They are finally at the door, but Josh once again tells Mike they probably need to get mentally psyched by doing puzzle pieces first. So, they accomplish a masterpiece at the apartment and return to the line at the bar once again. But as before, Josh makes up some silly excuse about reading a novel first before going in. This time, Mike calls out on him for stalling. Is he afraid of hitting on girls? Josh admits he thinks it’s never going to happen, but just then, a girl flashes Josh a flirty smile as she goes into the bar. Divide and conquer!
Inside, Josh feels awkward. He retreats to a quiet corner and spots a gorgeous woman by herself. He buys her a drink, and she tells him her name is Sarah. Josh looks away for a moment and then realizes that Sarah has disappeared. Did he just imagine her?
Meanwhile, Mike is killing it with the women. Josh wonders — how is it so easy for him? Mike says he needs to “spiralize” them. What is that? He demonstrates this to Josh with his eyes. They’re literally spinning hypnotic spirals. How did he do this? Mike said that a wizard taught him. Did he not get to meet the wizard?
Josh decides he’s going home, but then he bumps into this really hot chic, and for the rest of the night, they’re together getting drunk and wasted at the bar. The girl brings him to her apartment where they proceed to have sex. But something is wrong. Josh’s manhood is literally gone. Where did his penis go?
He calls the taxi driver who dropped them off and asks him if he sees his penis in his cab. Nope.
He calls the bar and asks someone to check the lost and found box. It’s not there.
He calls another part of the bar and asks someone to check the men’s room, and yes, his penis is there. But the guy checking for him slips then chokes on it, and he spits it out to the toilet along with other yucky stuff. Not to worry though, he fishes it out and wrestles a pit bull for a shit-covered penis. Josh can pick it up in the morning.
But he needs it for tonight. What does he do? The guy on the phone suggests having sex that does not involve his penis. So Josh asks the girl — would it interest her to have a stimulating conversation instead? It’s Josh’s worst night ever!
The next morning, he’s at the bar’s door, ready to claim his penis. But Mike is also there. He brags that he got really lucky that night, and Josh says the same. Liar! Just then, the bar’s door opens, and a guy throws a brown paper bag with their penis. Mike, apparently, lost his too!
There you have it for the recap of “Man Seeking Woman” Season 1 Episode 3 “Pit bull,” which aired on Wednesday, Jan. 28, 2015, at 10:30 p.m. on FXX. Keep following Movie News Guide (MNG) for more about this silly show.
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