Celebrity Relationships Redefined By Slate’s New Gwyneth Widget

By Alex | 4 years ago
Celebrity Relationships Redefined By Slate’s New Gwyneth Widget
Gwyneth Paltrow at a ceremony to receive her Hollywood Walk of Fame Star, 2010. © Richard Yaussi/2010

Goops, Slate has done it again!  The epic website, which brought you “Travoltify” during the Oscars season, recently released another meme-tastic widget: GOOP-ify! Read on to learn more about Slate’s newest widget.

On March 2, 2014, John Travolta had hilariously mispronounced “Frozen” star  Idina Menzel’s name wrong before  her performance at this year’s Oscars. According to Dailybeast,  no one knows the reason behind Travolta’s “Adele Dazeem.” On the other hand,  it was undeniable that “Idina Menzel’s career prospects have never been better” after that.

Slate was smart enough to keep the Dazeem sensation alive with “Travoltify.” It is a widget that lets you have your own epic Oscars moment with a John Travolta-approved name.  The Wrap reported that the name generator is currently the most viewed article of the site.

Well, not anymore.  E! Online is the first to report that the Hollywood power couple Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin called it quits after 10 years of marriage. She  officially announced on her Goop website  their separation.  The “Iron Man” franchise star and  the Coldplay vocalist shared the news in a joint post entitled “Consciously Coupling.”

And what did the website, Slate, do? Make another name generator!

Are you single or in a complicated relationship? The widget allows you to know how might Gwyneth Paltrow define your relationship status. Simply type in your name, your lover’s name and your current relationship status and you’re good to go! With the Gwyneth generator, the possibilities are endless. Maybe you wouldn’t be in a “transcendentally semi-coupled” (It’s Complicated™) anymore.

The Straits Time Communities started on using the “Goop-ify” on famous celebrity relationships including Idina Menzel, Princess Anna from the animates movie “Frozen,” Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult, on-and-off music couple Katy Perry and John Mayer and the controversial Vogue covers Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.

Check out our own list of celebrity relationships redefined by Slate’s new Gwyneth Widget.


The “Easy A” star Emma Stone is  benevolently partnered with the new “Spider-Man” Andrew Garfield. Drake is  benevolently fused to Rihanna.


Selena Gomez is  organically pseudo-coupled with Justin Bieber while Taylor Swift is  profoundly affixed to Everyone.


Ashton Kutcher, one half of the newly-engaged couple is fated to be deeply bound to Mila Kunis.


Stacy Kiebler is artisanally bound to Jake Pobre. Leighton Meester  is mindfully interlaced with Adam Brody.


Robin Thicke is  open-heartedly departnered from Paula Patton while Hilary Duff is  vitally departnered from Mike Comrie.

This list wouldn’t be complete without Gwyneth’s Former Flames.

BRAD PITT: Brad came from a meditatively relationship with Gwyneth Paltrow and then, became holistically asunder from Jennifer Aniston. Years later, he is now consciously recoupled with Angelina Jolie. (and their 6 kids!)

BEN AFFLECK: Ben came from a intrinsically quasi-coupled relationship with Gwyneth and a failed soulfully bound one with J.Lo. Years later, he and Jennifer Garner became meditatively bound .

LUKE WILSON: Gwyneth had unreservedly cooperating with Luke before meeting Chris Martin.

Just remember, this all has started with:

Gwyneth Paltrow is  consciously uncoupled from Chris Martin.



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