New ‘Fantastic Four’ Reboot Becoming a Disaster

By admin | 8 years ago

The worst super hero team to have ever been inked is the Fantastic Four. Why? Because it’s lame. If you were to look into your soul, you know what I am saying is true. Mr. Fantastic is rubbery, the wife can turn invisible and one guy is a big dog nose. Plus there’s the guy who is giant dog nose…which is actually kinda’ cool so I won’t lump The Thing into this.

But millions of idiots like the Fantastic Four so 20th Century Fox will redo it for the following reasons:

The first two movies sucked.

The first two movies should have made A LOT more money.

Millions of idiots love the Fantastic Four so millions upon millions of dollars can, and should, be made.

Right. With that said, early this year, Fox said they were going to reboot the series. It’s to be expected even though the sheep will like it.

Rumors have been flying on who will play the heroes and a certain Doctor “Doc” Doom.

Adrien Brody and Amber Heard are supposedly the front runners for Mr. Fantastic and Sue Storm and True Blood’s Stephen Moyer will likely play Dr. Doom.


In other news, big boobed Alice Eve has also been named as a possible (and hot) Sue Storm with 90210‘s Kevin Pennington to play Johnny Storm. Do you know what that means? Lame sauce with special effects.

Speaking off special effects, Bruce Willis is rumored to provide the VOICE of The Thing. Why just a voice? The Thing is expected to a CGI creation. Boooooo-that.

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